Sash or no sash, my children have always had a knack for making family moments memorable. Will I ever forget the Ketchup and Mustard song they made up on a family camping trip? Try as I might, the lyrics are stuck in my head:
Ketchup and Mustard had a kid...
They named him Mayonnaise, yes they did.
Mayonnaise ran away from home
because he hated his dad and mom.
Then Ketchup and Mustard had no kids...
Maybe Mr. and Mrs. Condiment should have gotten a sash for little Mayonnaise and things would have ended differently... Just sayin'